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The True Meaning of "Ouch"Tim the Spider climbed up my trouser and laughed at Mary’s attempts to instigate the fury of Tim. When he saw what Mary’s boyfriend was doing, he became larger and ran out of the bog roll where he once fell down the drain. With gusto he ate me but digested the pen accidentally. “Ouch!” Cried the pen with gusto. Ouch was ouch.The True Meaning of "Ouch"
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LaplandMusic is life and it likes food and sex and small portions of alcohol free posters. Unfortunately my smurfs would complain “ouch!” when mauled by Jabberwockies. “Hmmm,” thought the large lamp with gusto. “Yay!” Said I, “darn...” Suddenly, “shwacketh!” squealed Tim. Now Tim lived alone with Mary’s boyfriend who enjoyed pie of the blueberry variety. Cocks pecked at my door whereupon I boomed loudly: “Oh! Go to Lapland and conquer Oompa Loompas!” “Yes! For cocks!” Cried the cocks.Lapland
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The death of one child is a tragedy, the death of thousands is a statistic.
Tonight time has no hold on us. Tonight we are immortal.
'The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori'
My hopes are so high I think your kiss might just kill me
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The death of one child is a tragedy, the death of thousands is a statistic.
Tonight time has no hold on us. Tonight we are immortal.
'The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori'
My hopes are so high I think your kiss might just kill me
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